Bully: Bloopers

Bully: Bloopers!!

Rated: T

Summary: Say Bully were a movie instead of a game. For the sake of your sanity, the actors names will be the same as the characters. XD SPOILERS!

Authors note: Because every fandom just HAS to have a bloopers fic. lol.

Warnings: SPOILERS! And maybe a little childish in the humor. XD

(THIS WAS ORIGINALLY ON FANFICTION.NET!!!!)
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The scene: Where Jimmy meets Pete.
The setting: Jimmy's dorm room.
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Take one:

Pete: (opens door and walks into the room)
Jim: Pink...
Pete: ): Gord stuck his clothes in the washer with mine!
Jim: Pink?
Director (Rockstar): CUT!

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Take two:

Pete: (tries to open the door)... It's locked!
Director: Cut... :l

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Take three:

Pete: (door jerks open, he falls to the ground)
Director: Cut! KEEP THE DOOR OPEN THEN!
Pete:...ow...

xxx

Take four:

Gary: (Walks in)
Jim: Fxxx!
Director: DAMMIT! GO AWAY!
Gary: D:


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Scene: The beginning of the Jock chapter
Setting: In front of the school.
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Take one:

Pete: You're such a jerk!
Jim: And your a dweeb, so we're... wait...
Pete: -.-;
Director: Cut...
Gary: God, Hopkins... you'd think you'd at least get THAT right...
Jim: YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??

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Take two:

Pete: You're such a jerk!
Jim: And you're a dork. So we're even.
Pete: (sneezes)
Jim: What the hell...
Director: Cut.

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Take six:

Pete: Whatever, I'm outta here... (walks away, off set)
Jim:...
Director: CUE THE JOCKS! D:c

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Take nine:

Pete: (walks right into Jocks and gets knocked down) x.x
Jim: ... He's bleeding...
Bo: Oh shit.
Director: ... Drag him into the break room. We'll go onto the next scene for now...


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Scene: The very first scene
Setting: In Jimmy's moms car, and various shots of the school
Take one:

Jimmy: (Is lying on the back seat)
Jimmy's "mom": Jimmy! Say something!
Jimmy: Oh my god, Lola?
Jimmy's "mom" (Lola): LAWLZ
Jimmy: T.T I guess I see the similarities...
Lola: HEY!

Take three:

(Snaps shot of school)
Gord: (trips while going up the stairs) MOTHER (censored)
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The scene: Final showdown!

The setting: Top of the school

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(take one)

Jimmy: (falls off a plank)
Gary: SPLAT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: WTH????

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(take two)

Jimmy: (is limping) I'm going to kill you!
Gary: Hate the game, don't hate me. XD

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(take three)

Gary: WHO'S YOUR DADDY??
Jimmy: An inmate.
Gary: ...
Director: cut...

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(take seven)

Gary: WHAT UP BLACK BETTY? Blam-ba-blam-bah
Director: DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDS????
Gary: ... yes...
Jimmy: He's lying.
Gary: AM NOT!
Jimmy: ARE TOO!
Director: Nurse!
Gary: NOOOOOOOOOO! (throws a styrofoam brick at the her)
Nurse: (lunges after him with an eight inch needle)


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The scene: "A little help" (I would almost suggest watching this scene over again, on you-tube of course)

The setting: Main room in boys dorm

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(take one)

Gary: You want me to give you a kiss and make it all better?
Pete: (nods vigorously)
Gary: ... (turns around) TOO BAD!
Pete: D:
Jimmy: Uh...

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(take three)

Gary: Go on Petey! Go cry to the teachers. Go tell them I was nasty to you!
Petey: Shut up Gary, you're such a jerk man.
Gary: ...
Petey: ...
Gary: FUCK YOU!
Petey: o.o
Director:... Stick to the script Smith, or I swear to God!
Gary: That's against my religion. I should sue you.
Director: I should fire you.
Gary: ...

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(take six)

Petey: Shut up Gary, you're such a jerk man.
Gary: Am I Petey? Oh, you're so cunning! I'm really upset! Actually, I think I'm going to go cry. (runs off stage and collapses)
Petey: ... Did someone give him the wrong medication?

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(take seven)

Gary: Boring? I'm boring...? You're none too interesting yourself friend. Ehheheheh. heh. (starts to back away)
Jimmy: Oh God..
Gary: heh... hehheh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Jimmy: Can we just CUT THIS SCENE??


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Scene: "This is your school"

Setting: the lunchroom

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(take one)

Gary: Feeding time at the zoo. Okay, heres the deal... Over there we got the nerds. Of course they are complete social outcasts...
Jimmy: They look like virgins.
Gary: They're actuall-... what?

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(take two)

Jimmy: They look pretty harmless...
Gary: They're actually sneaky bastards. Their turf is the library.
(camera shows Derby, with his arm around Pinky, and Bif talking)
Gary: Those are the preps. They're all money, and condescending attitude.
Jimmy: You mean in-bred homo's...?
Gary: Exactly.
Director: CUT!

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(take four)

Gary: Now over there are the greasers, they think they're tough.
Johnny: WHAT?? I CAN'T HERE YOU!!
Gary: And that concludes the tour... (walk/runs out of lunchroom)
Jimmy: Nice...

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(take six)

Gary: And last but not least... the jocks. (camera pans in on the jock table, it's empty)
Director: Ugh... CUE THE JOCKS!!!!!