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Law of Comments:
What you want to be commented on, will get very few. What you couldn't care less about, will become the most popular, favorited and commented on deviation in your gallery.
Law of Journal:
No matter how much time you spend trying to make your personal life seem interesting, people will only comment on dA related news. This includes fandoms.
Law of P :
If you want a P to turn into a happy tongue-face, it won't. But when you're having a heated debate, and you're so mad that you're talking in all caps, it will.
Law of Doubles Posts:
Only your most stupid comments get accidently posted twice... on someone else's profile.
Law of Grotesque Humor:
People with a controversial sense of humor will get more love then people with innocent humor.
Law of Friends:
You only find out that you can't stand a person until after you watch them.
Law of Clubs:
Only after you create a club, the subject will no longer appeal to you.
Law of Plz Accounts:
Plz accounts always seem like a good idea, until you make them and realize that you suck.
Law of Criticism:
The only time you'll catch a spelling error in your comments, is when you're commenting on spelling in someone's story.
Law of First Posts:
Even though you posted 'FIRST' the second a deviation came into your inbox, someone will have beaten you to it.
Law of Pageview's:
People who don't care about pageview's will have them in the millions. People who pageview's mean everything to, will never get very high.
Law of Rule 34:
Rule 34 always applies to what you don't want it to, and rarely to what you'd like it to.
Law of Admin's:
No matter how hard the admin's work, there will always be a deviant or two that hates them.
Law of Watching People with Similar Interests as You:
Your interests will change, but theirs won't. OR Their interests will turn into something you hate and yours will stay the same.
Law of Furries, Yaoi, Yuri and Hentai:
No matter how many warnings you give, someone will always get disturbed.
Law of Why Am I Spending So Much Time On This?!:
Even though you realize that no one's going to pay attention to a certain thing, you still keep going at it.
What you want to be commented on, will get very few. What you couldn't care less about, will become the most popular, favorited and commented on deviation in your gallery.
Law of Journal:
No matter how much time you spend trying to make your personal life seem interesting, people will only comment on dA related news. This includes fandoms.
Law of P :
If you want a P to turn into a happy tongue-face, it won't. But when you're having a heated debate, and you're so mad that you're talking in all caps, it will.
Law of Doubles Posts:
Only your most stupid comments get accidently posted twice... on someone else's profile.
Law of Grotesque Humor:
People with a controversial sense of humor will get more love then people with innocent humor.
Law of Friends:
You only find out that you can't stand a person until after you watch them.
Law of Clubs:
Only after you create a club, the subject will no longer appeal to you.
Law of Plz Accounts:
Plz accounts always seem like a good idea, until you make them and realize that you suck.
Law of Criticism:
The only time you'll catch a spelling error in your comments, is when you're commenting on spelling in someone's story.
Law of First Posts:
Even though you posted 'FIRST' the second a deviation came into your inbox, someone will have beaten you to it.
Law of Pageview's:
People who don't care about pageview's will have them in the millions. People who pageview's mean everything to, will never get very high.
Law of Rule 34:
Rule 34 always applies to what you don't want it to, and rarely to what you'd like it to.
Law of Admin's:
No matter how hard the admin's work, there will always be a deviant or two that hates them.
Law of Watching People with Similar Interests as You:
Your interests will change, but theirs won't. OR Their interests will turn into something you hate and yours will stay the same.
Law of Furries, Yaoi, Yuri and Hentai:
No matter how many warnings you give, someone will always get disturbed.
Law of Why Am I Spending So Much Time On This?!:
Even though you realize that no one's going to pay attention to a certain thing, you still keep going at it.
It was SUPPOSED to be FUNNY.
So yeah, I got an email from my mom with a bunch of 'Murphy's Law' knock-offs, so I wrote this.
I know that some of them may not always be true. T___T That's the 'fun' of it.
But if you enjoyed this, then thank you.
.... Not that anyone will comment on it.
INSPIRED BY THIS, WHICH I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH:
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability #1:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Law of Probability #2:
The probability of a jelly covered piece of toast falling jelly side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start
to move faster than the one you are in now
Murphy’s Law:
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong and at the worst possible
moment.
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
So yeah, I got an email from my mom with a bunch of 'Murphy's Law' knock-offs, so I wrote this.
I know that some of them may not always be true. T___T That's the 'fun' of it.
But if you enjoyed this, then thank you.
.... Not that anyone will comment on it.
INSPIRED BY THIS, WHICH I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH:
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability #1:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Law of Probability #2:
The probability of a jelly covered piece of toast falling jelly side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start
to move faster than the one you are in now
Murphy’s Law:
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong and at the worst possible
moment.
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
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Rule of comments happen to me a lot, i've got two pieces i'd love to get some feedback on, but nobody seems to care, and I can only assume it's because the two pics aren't about Pokemon or Homestuck or anything else that people on here care about.
Also, question, what's rule 34?
Also, question, what's rule 34?