CurlyMike- Wishes - Ch1I never celebrate my birthday. Or anyone's for that matter. In fact, the only time I 'celebrate' anything is when it gives me the opportunity to be away from the school for a day or longer (Christmas, Easter, Memorial day, etc).My mother is a Jew gone Jehovah's Witness (the reason for my parents' divorce), so she doesn't celebrate birthdays either.And, of course, birthdays are too conformist for my friends.So, birthdays have never been a part of my life. I've never wanted them to be.But today, for the first time in my life, I made a birthday wish. Conformists seem to think it works. So, at the end of all hope, I turned to making pointless fucking wishes.XxxxxX"Gods, I fucking hate that gym teacher!" Dylan started and Evan knew to immediately tune him out. It was the only way he survived the long rantings when the younger boy was infuriated. "Stupid conformist thinks the world of himself, acting like his efforts are going to make any difference in the future of America,"
Blehs present- Polaroid PicsThe Non-Conformist Polaroid PicturesxXx 1 xXxA tall, dark figure of a man waited silently across the street from a shitty-looking apartment building. He inhaled deeply from his cigarette, then passively flicked the ashes to the ground. He never once took his eyes off the door, even as the snow started pick up and cars came by less and less.Eventually, the door opened and a skinny teen pushed his way out of the snow bank and into his car. Bundled completely in black, he seemed to contrast the white snow completely. It was like coal against bleached cotton, and was enough to make the man across the street smirk.By the time the boy had managed to scrape off all his windows and push his car out of the snow that had gotten around it, two cigarettes had been smoked and thrown to the ground. As the rusted red car drove away, the man started to make his way across the street.He opened the door, walked down the hall, walked up the stairs, walked to another door, ran his hand over th
SP Crack: BrydeBradley tried hard to keep his stare off the brunette's body, tried to keep himself calm as the other boy dried himself off, tried to keep his terrible and ever sinful thoughts from invading his mind
But this guy was big, not necessarily fat, but he was adorably chubby and he had that 'V' on his waist line
. How can anyone resist the V?!The 'Walking Bible', as he was now known as, turned back to his notebook, quickly writing down his thoughts and reasons he should ignore them. It was something he learned back at camp. It had managed to get him out of his crush on Butters and helped him from losing his mind when he took swimming classes at his new school.They were sitting in the locker room alone, having been left with the weekly clean-up duties. Clyde had gone for a swim before they started, as the boys locker room was actually quite clean for once. Lucky them
"Whatchya doing after school today?" Clyde asked the question quietly, but it was enough to make Brad
SP: CurlyxStan Chapter 2Chapter 2: The Morning-After PillI sighed into his arm, setting my empty chili bowl on the bed-side table. Turning back to face him, I began to think of how he even got here, the day before.That day started out all right, I got up as usual, took a shower, ate breakfast, brushed my teeth and checked my calendar. Then I called Wendy. She was acting bitchy as usual, yelling at me for not getting a raise. Apparently she wanted to go on a vacation, to take the stress out of our lives. But because I went with Kyle to the casino a week ago, it would never happen.Unfortunately, I didn't even have time to get my coat off before my boss called me into his office to tell me I had lost my job.The second I got into my car, I started to cry. I thought that if anyone was going to be understanding, Wendy would be.She wasn't.The crying didn't stop after the phone call, which ended with me being single. Actually it didn't even falter as I continued driving. I didn't want to go home, so I en
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