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Dear Jimmy +Bully bl+ Chaptr 1

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Jimmy,

You were right, we need time away from each other. And of course we are still friends, but we will keep our distance. We were both suffocating each other. It was all for the best.

xGord

P.s. Do you remember the candles from Aquaberry I got you for Christmas last year? I just happened to find them in my room. You were pretty thrilled when I gave you them. Just talk to me to figure out when I can give them back.


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Jimmy,

So I heard you are dating again. That's great! Just remember to be careful. You never know what DISEASES are out there, and who may have them.

And you still haven't talked to me about those candles...

xGord

P.s. I heard that you were with a guy named 'Duncan'. (?) Well, I just happened to notice that there was a Duncan on this dating site my father goes to. Coincidence?


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Dear Jimmy,

I saw you with a man yesterday at the carnival. Duncan? I don't mean to be rude, but you really need to help him with his WARDROBE. I mean really, who wears brown and black in the same outfit, anyway? He is definitely not your type.

xGord

P.s. What am I supposed to do with these candles?


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Dear Jimmy,

I have started dating again. Maybe you noticed. He is handsome and rich and quite intelligent. You know Tad, right? Oh, yes... it has been absolutely marvelous. We went to the fancy restaurant in the Hotel. He is quite interested in me. We are having a BALL together.

xGord


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Dear Jimmy,

Your Friend, Peter, told me that you and Duncan were on a date yesterday. (How ironic, so was I.) Has he been good to you Jimmy, he doesn't seem like the type to give you what you need. Not at all. But who am I to say. Apparently, I wasn't right for you either. I was thinking about the nights we used to spend at the beach house. Have you ever reminisced about it Jimmy? Have you ever wished that we could make love so sweetly again. On the bed, the couch, the counters. Oh well, we had both moved on, and are happy with the way things have turned out.

xGord

P.s. I need to get rid of these candles soon, Jim, the scent makes Tad sneeze.


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Dearest Jimmy,

I haven't a clue what you meant by 'back off'. I have backed off, and I am offended that you would think that I still care about you that way. I told you, Tad and I have a very serious relationship. You are my friend still, right? I can care about you.

xGord

P.s. Just to let you know, when I was walking by the docks, I could have sworn I saw your Duncan and your little friend flirting. You were right there, but I know it is hard to face the facts. Just figured I'd let you know.


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Dearest Jimmy,

Tad and I came to the civilized agreement to break up. It was just the right thing for the moment. I was not dumped, as is popular belief.

Would you like to go out tonight? Not a date, of course, just as friends. I think that it would be acceptable, considering that we have spent a total of two weeks, three days, four hours, and thirteen minutes apart. Getting together as friends, we could talk about old times, and maybe even the future.

Your friend,

Gord

P.s. I, by no means, meant to insult either Peter, or Duncan. It was completely unnecessary to hit me. It really was.


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END OF CHAPTER 1.
Title: Dear Jimmy!

Summary: This is just a crack fic. Gord and Jimmy have broken up and said goodbye 'forever'. Now Gord is has time to really think it over. Maybe a little too much time.

Rating: T

Authors note: I was reading a book by Steve Martin, and I thought this would be fun. I plan on updateing it soon, but since I cannot get to fanfiction from school (I hate highschool!) I am going to have to post it here first. :p
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xxJessicawoodxx's avatar
You should keep writing these they still make me laugh XD